MSN Names

MSN Messenger nicknames are a wonderful way of expressing yourself while chatting on Messenger, by using different types of nicknames (like funny or cool MSN Names). The functionality to set your MSN name to absolutely anything you desire has been one of MSN Messenger’s most popular features for years, setting it apart from its main competitors.

In this section of the website, we have a collection of some of the absolute best MSN screen names! They have been selected and organized into different categories of nicknames. A small yet comprehensive guide to MSN nicknames is also available if you require some help. To get started, just click on a category of MSN Names below.

Cool MSN Names

Looking to find yourself some Cool Names? This section has the coolest assorted MSN Messenger screen names for you to choose from and use!
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Funny MSN Names

Lots of Funny MSN Names and Funny MSN Nicknames in this section! Get some of the funniest nicknames for Messenger and have some fun!
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Love MSN Names

Lots of cute and adorable MSN Names, all about love! Great MSN Names to express your love.
Spread the love on MSN Messenger, check out the Love MSN Names!

Cute MSN Names

Many Cute names and charming nicknames for your MSN Messenger!
Go to the Cute MSN Names category!

Nickname Tricks

Ever seen some of your contacts do some cool tricks with their MSN Names? Learn about some tricks you can apply to your MSN Messenger nicknames in this section.

MSN Screen Names guide

A quick reference on using screen names in MSN if you need some help adding/changing Nicknames.
(For both MSN Messenger and Windows Live Messenger)

Submit your MSN Messenger Names

If you have nicknames for MSN, you can add you MSN Nickname to our collection!

You Don’t Love Someone Because They’re Beautiful…They’re Beautiful Because You Love Them!
You Fall In Love Once, You Fall In Love Twice…The Last Time You Learn That Boys Aren’t Nice!
You Go Girl…But Your Boyfriend Can Stay!
You Got No Reason To Be Jealous, I’ve Never Been Untrue…What’s It Really Matter If They’re Looking, Im Only Looking At You!
You Gotta Be Rich To Get This Bitch!

Why Does A Rose Represent Love When A Rose Always Dies!
Why Don’t You Put A Condom On Your Head Cause If Your Gonna Act Like A Dick Might As Well Dress Like One!
Why Drink And Drive When You Can Smoke And Fly!
Why Go To High School When You Can Go To School High?
Why Grow Grass When Soon Enough You Will Mow The Grass?
Why Is It I Must Climb Thousands Of Mountains To Get To You And All You Gotta Do Is Smile!
Why Is It That Everyone Think Where Perfect For Eachother But The Only One Who Can’t See That Is You!
You Are Only Young Once…But You Can Stay Immature Indefinetely!

What You See Is What You Get So Make Your Move You Wont Regret!
Whats Starts With An F And Ends With A UCK?…Fire Truck!
What’s The Difference Between Boy Soccer And Girl’s Soccer?…Oh Yeah…Girls Make It Look Better!
What’s Your Name? Or Don’t Angels Have Name?
When A Girl Loves A Guy The Sweetest Thing In The World Is To Hear Him Admit He Treasures Her!
When A Man Steals Your Wife There Is No Better Revange Than To Let Him Keep Her!
When God Made Me He Was Just Showing Off!
When I Die…I Wanna Be Bured Upside Down So The Whole World Can Kiss My Ass!

Save a Surfboard, Ride a Surfer…
Save an animal, Eat a Vegetarian!
Save Santa a Trip…Be Naughty With Me!
Save the Skateboard, Ride the Skater
What Came First…The Chicken Or The Egg?
What Happens If You Get Scared Half To Death Twice?
What Lies Before Us And What Lies Behind Us Are Tiny Matters To What Lies Between Us!
What You See Is Never What You Get!
What You See Is What You Get So Drool On, Dream On, Move On!

Some Guys Say “Suck On It” But I Say “Sorry I Choke On Small Objects”!
Some Kiss Behind The Garden Gate Cuz Luv Is Blind, But Neighbors Ain’t
Some May Call It Extasy, Some May Call It Destiny, Some May Call It Meant To Be But I Just Call It You And Me!
Some Mistakes Are Too Much Fun To Only Make Once!
Some People Are Just Not Meant To Be In Your Life!
Some People Get Lost In Thoughts Because It’s Such Unfamiliar Territories!
Someday You Will Be Sorry, Someday You’re Free, Memories Will Remind You, That We Were Meant To Be!

So Many Boys, So Little Time!
So With A Touch Of My Hair And Twist Of My Hips This Little Angel Is Gone With A Kiss!
Some Call Me Hot And Sweet, But I Call Myself Unique Aint No One Got My Technique!
Some Call Me Slut, Some Call Me Hoe But They Scream My Name Louder Than You All Know!
Some Girls Are Nice, Some Girls Are Bad…I Come In Both Flavours Im The Best You Ever Had!
Some Guys Are Like Gum, They Loose Their Flavor But Others Are Like Ice Cream You Save Them For Later!
Some Guys Call Me Milkshake Maker Cause I Make Them Nice And Creamy!

Shaking My Bootie, Moving My Hips, Making You Drool And Lick Your Lips Bet No Other Girl Can Tease You Like This!
She Thinks She Has Style, She Thinks She Has Class…But What I Know IS That She Don’t Have 1 Inch Of Ass!
Should I Love Who I Wanna Love Or Love Who My Friend Says To Love?
Should I Smile Cause you’re my Friend Or Cry Cause That’s All We’ll Ever Be!
Silence Is Golden But Shouting Is Fun!
Since Nobody’s Perfect, Im Nobody!
Smart Girls Are More Interested In Having Fun Than Looking Perfect!
Smile…In Confuses People!
Smile…It Scares People!

I Am A Princess, I Live In The Clouds, If You Want To Kick It With Me You Better Bow Down…So Get On You Kneew And Call Me You Highness Cause Baby Believe Me Im New Yorks Finest!
I Am Actually Quite Pleasant…Til Im Awake!
I Am Beginning To Think He Likes Me…Should I Like Him Back?
I Am Independent And Abusive…Stay Out Of The Way!
I Am Just A Girl Standing Infront Of A Boy Asking Him To Love Me!
Sexy, Sweet And Hard To Get, Pretty Cool We Rule This School, Knock ‘Em Dead With Your Looks, Were Popular And Got Them Hooked!

(Name) Is A Couple Of Watts Short Of A Light Bulb
Girls Go To College To Get More Knowledge, Boys Go To Jupiter To Get Stupider!
Girls Your Kinda Like Vitamin C, Because You Make My Bone Get Hard!
Give A Mouse A Cookie, He’ll Want A Glass Of Milk!
Give Me A Kiss, Give Me The World, Give Me Your Love And I’ll Be Your Girl. Give Me A Smile, Give Me Your Time, Give Me Your Love And I’ll Give You Mine!
Give Me A Vodka On The Rocks…Hold The Vodka, Im A Designated Driver…Hum…Give Me A Glass Of Ice And That’d Be Nice!